Dwight Howard never went to college but he's still getting to experience the world of recruiting.
The Los Angeles Lakers tossed up a billboard to show their love for Dwight. The Dallas Mavericks are reportedly ready to make him the face of the franchise. And the Golden State Warriors have dispatched Stephen Curry to help in their pitch. But none of them have found as creative a niche as rapper Slim Thug who is doing his best to woo Howard to the Rockets in his native Houston using a number of talking points.
On the difficulty of getting along with Kobe Bryant
Yooo DwightHoward what uppp gone come down to Houston G we got ya u already know Kobe gone act like a girl and blame u all season
slim thug ( slimthugga) July 1 2013On the affordability of real estate and ... umm ...
On the availability of good gentlemen's clubs
Have u ever been to dreamshouston or V Live DwightHoward LA ain't got strippers like we do
slim thug ( slimthugga) July 1 2013On the issue of child support payments
We both got babymamas DwightHoward do u know that they only get 20% in Houston it's wayyyy worst in LA
slim thug ( slimthugga) July 1 2013On the price of alcohol (plus tip)
A bottle of ros in a Houston club is $250 max in LA $1000 befo taxes and gratuity DwightHoward
slim thug ( slimthugga) July 1 2013On the football first minimal pressure fan base
And DwightHoward we got the Texans so not too much pressure on winning a ring this year we got time to grow u kno LA gone hate tho
slim thug ( slimthugga) July 1 2013And of course reckless driving isn't quite as forbidden in Texas
And u can talk on the phone and text while u drive down here DwightHoward
slim thug ( slimthugga) July 1 2013But ah The plot thickens. How much can we really trust Slim Thug Behold
Gnrrr RT TreyHob21 slimthugga DwightHoward dnt go to Houston Slim Thug spend more time in LA than he does in Houston lol
slim thug ( slimthugga) July 1 2013And sure enough
I'm in LA right now but I'm still repping http //t.co/bprBZY9BT3
slim thug ( slimthugga) July 1 2013Still that's all an impressive argument and he didn't even bust out the trump card the lack of state income tax in Texas. Your move Lakers.
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